The Low Dough Show featuring Sevendust and Drowning Pool is completely sold out!!!! Be listening for your shot at free tickets.

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Ok, this is going to be badass!! When Bob told me the line-up for the latest Low Dough Show, I had to have him repeat it more than once because I couldn’t believe my ears. Sevendust and Drowning Pool together on one stage Feb. 26th at the Midland Theater. Don’t get me wrong, the line-up itself is awesome but both bands for $9.89 is BEYOND awesome!! Tickets for Rockaholics go on sale at 10a tomorrow morning and THESE TICKETS WILL GO FAST!!! If you are even considering going to this show, grab your tickets as soon as you can. $9.89 plus the service charge…not bad! IF any tickets are left they’ll be on sale Friday morning. Friday Feb 26th!! Wait…Friday?? ….I think I may feel a cold coming on that night;)

R

Greetings all out there in CyberWorld. So I lasted three days going without a phone. Although I enjoyed the freedom I’ll be hard pressed, for a minute at least, trying to go without. It’s cool, though, cause I’m rockin the Crackberry. Well, at my stop I’m out!

Are you ready for it?
Tomorrow is the day for you my Rockaholic fried to once again reap the benefits of your Rockaholic status!
Yes, it is time for another Low Dough show and this is going to be a hell of a show!
Sevendust and Drowning Pool!
For $9.89?
Hell, you cant go to a movie for that anymore.
Not sure if you have had a chance to see either of these bands before but both of them put on a show that you will never forget.
The sheer intensity of Sevendust will stick with you.
Drowning Pool…What can I say I have always been a huge fan of them!
Ok, enough of the sell.
Get over to the main page and make sure that you are a Rockaholic and be ready to jump in tomorrow morning for your tickets!
Ill see you at the show!

M

Oh how I love frivolous lawsuits in America!
This one comes out of the NYC:

It seems a Delaware man, Gerard Wall, is suing Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Manhattan alleging that after being “provided with two alcoholic beverages” a lap dancer took Mr. Wall into a private room. 90 minutes passed and Gerard has no clue what happened next, except for a credit card charge of $21,620.60!

Two things here:
1st) Wife found the charge on the bill, and this is the best defense he can come up with?
2nd) When did we start tipping dancers in change?
“Here ya go honey!  Here’s a $1.57!  Show daddy what you got!!”

Last week I watched an indie flick called “Humpday”. I’ve read and seen great reviews for it and have had it on in the DVD collection for a while. Without giving away too much of the story; two old friends (dudes) are at a party, hear about this film festival that turns porn into art and dare each other into having sex on camera. It’s filmed in what’s known as mumblecore and is a pretty damn funny flick. Definitely recommend it.

Today, I’m saying, dive into the Sex Slaves from NYC. Found these guys via Myspace a few years ago and have thoroughly enjoyed what they’ve put out. Rumor has them coming into KC sometime in the New Year. I’ll keep ya posted.

Just got this email from a friend this morning.
It was too good not to share!

How stupid do you have to be to protest leather at a private biker rally?

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews)- Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest.”Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups,”growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”"In fact,” said the organizer,”motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist.”They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me `La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was,`You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee.”We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and `farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail.”That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

David L. Laigle

Hope you got as big or a kick out of this as I did!

M

It seems a small baggie of cocaine was found in the shuttle Discovery’s hangar at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Fla. One can only suspect what it’d be like to try and chop a line in zero gravity!

One small step for man, one giant… SNNNOOORRRTTT!… WOW!!… FOR MANKIND!

Can you imagine what happens to the astronauts when they run out? What are they going to do, call their dealer? “Hey man, seriously, I’ll make it worth your while. Get a hold of a Richard Branson from Virgin Airlines, tell him we’ll meet you guys half way! C’mon man. Hook me up, I’m dying up here!”

I know in order to even conceive the idea of traveling into space someone or a group of people had to be hopped up on something, but this is just too funny. In fact the article I have from MSNBC states, “Discovery is slated to blast off from the Kennedy Space Center in March to deliver supplies and spare parts to the Internation Space Station.” I want to be part of that party!

Ali, my girl, stayed home because she’s sick. New dog took a crap in the hallway around 8:30 because it seemed like such a great spot. Didn’t tell us, warn us, or anything. Just popped a squat! After picking that up and mopping, Rafi, our other dog, laid down some wicked diarrhea. After cleaning that up she puked everywhere. OK, I can handle this. Wait, what’s that sound? Is that Harland Williams in Dumb & Dumber making that click, click sound when he takes a swig of piss out of a beer bottle? No; it’s Chong, our cat, spittin up a furball on the only rug we have in our loft. It was a nice rug too. Really tied the room together & ALL OF THIS BEFORE NOON!

…Not quite.
Still snow on the ground but for the rest of the week we are going to be above freezing.
Before you know it we will be back on the road and hopefully soon F’Em Up and myself will be getting some good 100 Mile Radius in here for you.
We have been talking quite a bit about some good locations but always open for more.
If you have a killer ride in your area let me know.
Just post here or shoot me a email at  moose at 989therock.com
Till then go out and get yourself a new piece of chrome, that new exhaust, or grab a sled and find suicide hill!

Be safe!

M